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Chuuurls

Chuuurls is a guuurls who does cuuuurls to get buuurls.  She likes to draw rectanguuurls.  There is really no more to be said on the mattuuurls.

Here are some very basic sentences about me.

I am a feckless artist.

I am a ghurl and pretty happy with it, thankfully.

My alter ego who is actually just me is a caveman. The caveman gets mad if I don’t lift heavy things, or if I don’t wear animal patterned clothing (not actual fur, thank you, the caveman does not want to wear fur unless it made a decision to kill an animal and steal the fur which it never would what do you think it is a BARBARIAN?). It also becomes depressed if I don’t climb trees or rocks.

I attempt to play the violin. I am not good at the violin because I let my family intimidate me into not practicing at home.  I am working on being a jazz violinist because I like to.

it has already been said but I really do like to draw things and I am going to continue to do so.

I disowned Catholocism! I think religions are okay but I get mad when they are exclusive to only “ideal members” which is 98% of the time (not counting individual congregations).  I want to be a gay genderqueer transvestite minority raced drunken drug using sinner and also a religious person? it is apparently In Conceive Able.  I also have issues with what constitutes a sink sin. If it’s not hurting someone (including yourself) it Ought Not Be Considered a sin. Chuuurlch is opening in 2015 and we are going to have um….fashion shows…and….love for fellow humans. And food.  It will be most likely a little strange to mix my posts in with the more organized religion inclined.  I will try my best not to make enemies because I am not that kind of wemin.

Random trivia: I am trying to write an epic about fishpeople. It might be a comic. I don’t know, but I like it. I will probably finish when I am an adorably ugly old woman.

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All of Chuuurls’ posts can be found here.

5 Comments leave one →
  1. February 11, 2010 12:30 am

    so looking forward to reading more from you!

  2. February 11, 2010 10:31 am

    The first paragraph nearly killed me (when that was all there was). One day, funny people on the internet will cause me to have a heart attack while I am at home alone and then people will come home in the evening and be all, I wonder what killed her? And they will look at the innocent screen and will never know because in the throes of death I will have smacked the switch. 😄

    • Richard permalink
      March 30, 2010 8:52 pm

      Or they will look at the screen, and what is on the screen will cause THEM to suffer a heart attack and this will continue until the room is full of dead people, and their combined weight causes the floor to collapse, disconnecting the PC and saving the next person who turns up to deal with the situation.

      • March 30, 2010 8:57 pm

        That actually sounds much better – it will be like The Ring, except it will be The Screen 😄

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